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I tried...

Cheers to all the adults who literally paraded around their entire neighborhood in a unitard owl onesie, alongside their scooter-riding, costume-wearing sons, so they could make a "video" of an evil owl being taken down by a righteous power ranger and ninja, only to carry the ninja home, who was scream-crying because the owl didn't bob and weave at the desired speed while filming the "chase" you are not alone, my friend. I see you.

They for sure took me down, but not without a fight, lol. At one point I was cawing like a crow... Masterpiece Theater over here.

I put it off for a day thinking that they would forget. They did not.

Post sponsored by Future Filmmakers of America. Just kidding... I don't even know if that's a thing, lol.


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